Soresu Quotes

#1. I suddenly had a vision of my sperm swimming around and talking in Bruce Willis's voice like in Look Who's Talking. Come on! Swim faster! This little shit has no idea we escaped from the condom! Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!

Tara Sivec

#2. Health and cheerfulness naturally beget each other.

Joseph Addison

#3. I am called a great swordsman because I invented a lethal style; but who is greater, the creator of a killing form - or the master of the classic form?"
"I'm very flattered that you would consider me a master but really - "
"Not a master. The master.

Matthew Woodring Stover

#4. The two best anti-aging agents: humor and a sense of wonder.

Marty Rubin

#5. The religious Jew is to study Torah for the sake of studying Torah. Torah lishmah. The ingenuity of the edict, I realized was that it relieved you of the obligation to be qualified. You studied because you had to study, and those who taught had to take you as a student.

Judith Shulevitz

#6. I'm the heir apparent to the heir presumptive.

Princess Margaret

#7. That discourse one might call the poetry of transgression is also knowledge. He who transgresses not only breaks a rule. He goes somewhere that the others are not; and he knows something the others don't know.

Georges Bataille

#8. His eyes are intense. Dark. They look like they've seen things I don't want to know about.

Lauren Nicolle Taylor