Somali Pirate Quotes

#1. The next few years are going to be horrendous in the UK. The last thing we need is a Somali pirate-style raid on the few wealth creators who still dare to navigate Britain's gale-force waters.

Andrew Lloyd Webber

#2. Al Qaeda has declared war on the Somali pirates. That is awesome! Evil against evil. Like Alien versus Predator or Cheney versus his lawyer.

Craig Ferguson

#3. A wet autumn morning, a garbage truck clattering down the street. The first snowfall of the season, blossom sized flakes falling languidly and melting on teh ground, a premature snow fall delicate as lace, rapidly melting.

Joyce Carol Oates

#4. Cornish wrestling was very different from that in Devon - it was less brutal, as no kicking was allowed.

Sabine Baring-Gould

#5. I wouldn't even say that I'm a rapper. I'd say I'm more of a messenger.

Kanye West

#6. If you stay in bed all day with the covers over your head, if you overeat for the millionth time in your life, if you get drunk, if you get stoned, if it's just this habitual thing that you think is going to make you feel better, you know that's going to depress you and make you more discouraged.

Pema Chodron

#7. You and I and everyone else have the attention span of gnats. And that means that saying or doing anything once simply doesn't work.

Gene Simmons

#8. Terry recalled far better days when she'd risen bright and early every morning.... Days before darkness had closed in and refused to leave....

Dawn M. Turner

#9. Winning is coming in fourth, exhausted and encouraged-because last time you came in fifth.

Denis Waitley

#10. Man is not by nature a tyrant, but becomes a tyrant by power conferred on him.

Lucretia Mott

#11. The ego with its protective defense mechanisms is the biggest impediment to attaining spiritual growth.

Kilroy J. Oldster

#12. Magic is who I am on the basketball court. Earvin is who I am.

Magic Johnson

#13. The depth of experience fine wine can bring to a dinner, particularly a bottle that has been through the past 100 years, makes you take stock of your own life.

Neil DeGrasse Tyson