Softball Offseason Quotes

#1. In one year I travelled 450,000 miles by air.

Jackie Stewart

#2. It's ironic, but true, that in this age of electronic communications, personal interaction is becoming more important than ever.

Regis McKenna

#3. The Princess Bride nights at the Alamo Drafthouse cinemas, a national restaurant/movie house, have become so popular that they now produce their own licensed Princess Bride wine.

Cary Elwes

#4. The hand of a woman may be soft, but her reach is long. And its subtlety does not make it any less effective!

Meredith Duran

#5. Who, in the midst of passion, is vigilant against illness? Who listens to the reports of recently decimated populations in Spain, India, Bora Bora, when new lips, tongues and poems fill the world?

Lauren Groff

#6. Man could escape danger only by renouncing adventure, by abandoning that which has given to the human condition its unique character and genius among the rest of living things.

Rene Dubos

#7. My patience, like my time in this world, grows shorter.

Rabih Alameddine

#8. It's a man's jobno place for women's plans here!what lies outside. Stay home and cause no trouble.

Aeschylus

#9. I was an angel in heaven for two days or at least I thought I was. Really I was whacked out on drugs and in ICU.

Kristen Ashley

#10. I've had times in my life when I really haven't been able to figure myself out.

Noah Baumbach

#11. A common misconception of money is that money can't buy you love. That's true. But money can lead to a series of misunderstandings that can afford you love. Think of that last thing as a quick bonus lesson from another dimension.

Eugene Mirman