Social Media Posting Quotes

#1. I'm suffering from "Hyper-analytical Social Media Posting Disorder", characterized by a compulsion to edit 5 minutes after posting a comment, augmented by a repeating pattern: (((Tremors))) - fix-it - relief!!!

Will this comment survive?

Andrew Neff

#2. If you want friends you must be friendly. Always complaining and posting negative comments is not going to bring you friends. No one likes to get puked on.

John Patrick Hickey

#3. Fools live life; intellectuals only think thoughts arising from borrowed knowledge.
That is why fools enjoy life while so called wise people are busy posting tweets about life.
Unfortunately, I am a wise man.

Saurabh Sharma

#4. With social media, people share mostly their best moments. Don't feel like you're not doing enough when you see a mom posting about making applesauce after you bought it. Ha ha! It's fine! Just for raising a little human being, you should be commended.

Vanessa Lachey

#5. The most important part of any CrossFit workout is posting about it endlessly on social media. How about you just brag about all the kettlebell burpees you did to the other whackos in your cult?

Daniel Tosh

#6. Posting your thoughts on any social media site is like telling you most deeply held secret to the town gossip. Not a wise move.

John Patrick Hickey

#7. I'm torn between none of your business and kiss my ass.

Elle Todd

#8. It's Easy To Feel Like A Big Fish, When Your Pond is Just A Puddle!

Latif Mercado

#9. You're on set for 15 hours, and then you go home and make sure you're posting the right stuff on social media, and then you answer your e-mails. It never stops.

Gigi Hadid

#10. We're going to find out who did this and we're going after the bastards [referring to the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon]

Orrin Hatch

#11. Updates are low quality if we lose more contacts than we gain. It's over posting if all we get is exposure.

David Chiles

#12. You can't build a strong personal brand by just posting status updates ... people need more than that, they need valuable content, beyond updates and tweets.

Bernard Kelvin Clive

#13. Personally, I have learned that when I'm experiencing shame, I often act out in ways that are inconsistent with who I want to be.

Brene Brown

#14. Posting dramatic charts or funny pictures is good and giving people smart reasons to believe what they already think is great.

Derek Thompson

#15. Remember this, posting pictures are like speaking words, you cannot take them back.

John Patrick Hickey

#16. I've had friends get mad at me for not posting what they think I should post on Instagram on behalf of them or our relation. I've had people question my "integrity" based off of something I didn't post on social media, the list goes on. It's mind boggling.

Aeriel Miranda

#17. For your own professionalism, reputation & appearance, it really is ok to NOT post every #video, picture, event or show on social media.
On the contrary, holding back, waiting or not posting certain things all together can help much more than hurt.

Loren Weisman

#18. The Kyoto theorists have put the cart before the horse. It is global warming that triggers higher levels of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere, not the other way round.

Andrey Kapitsa

#19. Posting something that is encouraging and well done compared to something that is trashy and common is the difference between eating a fine meal or the scraps from making that meal.

John Patrick Hickey