Snl Saturday Quotes

#1. I'm more of a comedian. I wouldn't mind being on SNL (Saturday Night Live). I think that would be cool.

Cheyenne Kimball

#2. We need segregated buses ... This is Obama's America.

Rush Limbaugh

#3. It's kindness that helps people cope with a crisis.

Nicholas Young

#4. I used to stay up at night and sneak into the TV room, past my parents, who were asleep, to watch Saturday Night's 'Main Event.' That's how I started watching SNL. On accident.

Andy Samberg

#5. Determination gives you the resolve to keep going in spite of the roadblocks that lay before you.

Denis Waitley

#6. In some ways, America has grown up to be a masterpiece of self-concern.

Shirley Maclaine

#7. Conversations, much like Saturday Night Live skits, are often difficult to end.

Jon Acuff

#8. One of my recurring D-list moments is when people stop me in the airport and tell me they loved me on SNL. I never know if they think I'm Molly Shannon, Cheri Oteri, or Chris Kattan. I just say Thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed me as Mango.

Kathy Griffin

#9. I make bean stalks, I'm A builder, like yourself.

Edna St. Vincent Millay

#10. We thought we were going to go up against SNL on Saturday Nights - that would have changed things so much that it's almost impossible to speculate what might have happened.

David Wain

#11. I wanted to be in New York because I wanted to be on 'SNL.' I spent a lot of time wanting to be on 'Saturday Night Live' as a kid. That's what I wanted.

Jenny Slate

#12. Remember the golden apple-trees;
O, do not pity them, as you watch them drop
one by one,
for they fall exhausted, numb, blind
but in certain ecstasy,
for theirs is the hunger for Paradise.

H.D.

#13. Don't settle for helping those who will help you in return or doing a good deed for others to see. Help others without expecting anything back. Even if nobody else cares, God will notice.

Dillon Burroughs