Sniffles Quotes

#1. Hospitals are great places, and you can learn from them, but you don't necessarily need to go in anytime you get the sniffles. And maybe you shouldn't treat pregnancy as a disease.

Sarah Wayne Callies

#2. Life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.

O. Henry

#3. Your name isn't Sniffles?" Ewan pretended to be surprised.

C.J. Milbrandt

#4. Thought I just had the usual case of heroin sniffles,

Stephen King

#5. If you take your kid in for the sniffles, you pay $20, but the full cost is $200. And so we need to get back to the price system where you see the full cost of health care, and then people will make smarter decisions. That will reduce health care costs, and it's a huge part of our economy.

Dave Brat

#6. Men could be utter pussycats when they had even a touch of the sniffles.

Thomm Quackenbush

#7. When I was in high school the worst thing you could ever get was VD. Talk about the sniffles! I just want to meet an old-fashioned girl with gonorrhea.

Bill Maher

#8. Yeah, Killer? This is Spike. Count me out for the rumble today with the rest of the Hells' Angels. I have the sniffles and my mom won't let me out of the house...

Bill Bernico

#9. A bit of sniffles and men are more work than a brood of babies.

Nora Roberts

#10. People have moved beyond apathy, beyond skepticism into deep cynicism.

Elliot Richardson

#11. I tour as many countries as possible, and I've toured every state in America, plus every province in Canada.

Elton John

#12. I don't really get recognized for Lost anymore or even the Disney movie I did because I was so much younger. I really looked so different. I've really grown a lot.

Sterling Beaumon

#13. Way too many people believe Republicans are anti-immigrant, anti-woman, anti-science, anti-gay, anti-worker.

Jeb Bush

#14. Christian love.*

Anonymous

#15. Every man is the inlet and may become the outlet of all there is in God.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#16. A woman scorn'd is pitiless as fate,
For then the dread of shame adds stings to hate.

William Gifford

#17. They've finally comes up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

Milton Berle

#18. The torches ran off, and I found myself in a forest, at night, without any light, on skis, and that was not fun - particularly because I was drunk. Luckily at some point I started to see the light of the ski lift. To be in the forest in the middle of the night, it's terrible.

Roman Polanski

#19. It was the dawn of the third age of mankind ...

J. Michael Straczynski

#20. In battle, if you you make your opponent flinch, you have already won.

Miyamoto Musashi

#21. Even if you're not enjoying the flight, it's futile to threaten to get out and walk.

Ashleigh Brilliant

#22. QUICK TALK Kelis The 34-year-old singer first hit it big in 2003 with a single called "Milkshake." In the decade since, she's diversified her menu with a stint at Le Cordon Bleu culinary school, a hosting gig for the Cooking Channel and a new album, out April 22. It's titled
what else?
Food.

Anonymous

#23. Aunt Jane observed, the second time She tumbled off a bus, 'The step is short from the Sublime To the Ridiculous.

Harry Graham

#24. I have a theory and I really believe it. I think your worst weakness can become your greatest single strength.

Barbara Corcoran