Sneeze Guard Quotes

#1. The most successful Subway customers, of course, are the ones who can't keep their hands off their sandwich. Join your artist in the sandwich assembling process. That sneeze guard is a suggestion. That sneeze guard is trying to intimidate you into staying on the customer's side of the partition.

Mallory Ortberg

#2. Do you even know what a salad is?"
"Sure," Jordan said, smiling. "It's that stuff they invented a sneeze-guard for.

Jodi Picoult

#3. If you can remain as an atheist in a falling plane, then it means you are a real atheist!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#4. You know what? I absolutely ADORE women. Everything about them. And it's not about lust or conquest, but respect, honor, and connecting in the most delicious and spiritual ways.

Kevin Sterling

#5. Making a success of the job at hand is the best step toward the kind you want.

Bernard Baruch

#6. I blinked once, "if it's anywhere near as bad as what those assholes did to me... I'm tired of living through this shit just to step into deeper fucking shit. So if all you have planned for me is more torture, I think I'd rather die. Just do me one favor and don't... I don't want to die slow.

C.J. Roberts

#7. I was really surprised when I was told that my grandmother did not come to see me till a month after my birth. I was born seven years after my only sister Chandranshu, and my birth was a big disappointment for her.

Saina Nehwal

#8. AB de Villiers reminds me of my young days, What a Player!

Chris Gayle

#9. If you can affect someone when they're young, you are in their heart forever,

Mara Wilson

#10. I may be crazy, but it keeps me from going insane.

Waylon Jennings

#11. Everyone says I'm like the girl next door ... Y'all must have really weird neighbors

Kelly Clarkson