Snarky Introduction Quotes

#1. Nancy was more impulsive than industrious, more generous than wise, more plucky than prudent; she had none too much perseverance and no patience at all.

Kate Douglas Wiggin

#2. I am not a nostalgic person.

Elizabeth Wurtzel

#3. No one knows how to be normal, Jim. We're all just trying our best. Sometimes we don't have to think about it and other times it's like running after a bus that's already halfway down the street.

Rachel Joyce

#4. I always choose to remember the moment that was the best of Jeanne Cooper - those photos where she's in that wild dress triumphantly hoisting up the Emmy the night she finally won the damn thing. She was so proud, so happy.

Corbin Bernsen

#5. I'm tired of being a nice guy, I've been poor all my life, but don't know quite why.

Tupac Shakur

#6. Might I give counsel to any man, I would say to him, try to frequent the company of your betters. In books and in life, that is the most wholesome society; learn to admire rightly; the great pleasure of life is that. Note what great men admire.

William Makepeace Thackeray

#7. I'm Prophet."
"Seriously?"
"Why? What's your name
Jesus?

S.E. Jakes

#8. Worldly conformity, in any degree, is a snare to the soul,

Charles Haddon Spurgeon