Snakehead Turtle Quotes

#1. Having kids means there's always someone around to blame your fart on.

Dana Gould

#2. I came to AS Roma to play in the Champions League

Ashley Cole

#3. Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now.

Denis Waitley

#4. Growing old is humbling and it takes effort to accomplish this stage of life with dignity.

Kilroy J. Oldster

#5. Architecture has curled up in a ball and it's about itself. It has found itself either as a freakshow, where you're not sure if it's good or bad but at least it's interesting, or at the behest of forces of commerce.

David Chipperfield

#6. How liberating it must be to stop evading, questioning, or complaining about your trials and start embracing them as opportunities to draw closer to God, to realize that even if Jesus is all you have, He is enough

Colleen Carroll Campbell

#7. This realization allowed me to calm myself enough to heed the whispered advice of Master Yoda now on repeat in my head: Let go of your anger.

Ernest Cline

#8. Come live with us, Diana. Don't argue. Just say yes."
Diana looked at the ground to hide her emotions. Then she said, "Would I have to be hearing you two going at it night and day?

Michael Grant

#9. You underestimate yourself.

Orson Scott Card

#10. There's not one type of stand-up, just like there's not one type of woman.

Jenny Slate