Smylie Bros Quotes

#1. on. I'm getting cold.' Clutching the pluckers, I call her. 'Right,

Matt Rudd

#2. No one can make you feel inferior unless you allow them to.

Sherman Kennon

#3. In the temporary illumination of the headlights, the insects were scribbling out messages from God that we couldn't get.

Heather O'Neill

#4. I look like people that walk down the street. I don't have perfect boobs, I don't have zero cellulite - of course I don't - and I'm curvy. If that is something that makes women feel empowered in any way, that's great.

Kate Winslet

#5. There is no calamity greater than lightly engaging in war.

Lao-Tzu

#6. If I look good then I feel good and if I feel good, then I'll fight good.

Marlen Esparza

#7. Invite Douglas Venture," he said. "He's kind of a friend, but he can't hold his liquor. You can count on him making a disturbance at the after-party.

Brandon Sanderson

#8. Think of me as an impetuous Hegel, drunk with power, and also, regular drunk.

Eugene Mirman

#9. As long as you continue to tar social democracy with all the crimes of communism, I feel equally entitled to tar the free market with the crimes of slavery, segregation, colonialism and genocide; piss me off and I'll add fascism and the Nazis.

Greg Erwin

#10. I became hugely overweight and then hated myself because it was a form of self-abuse, something over which I had no control. I think the thing compulsive over-eaters want to achieve is that stuffed-full Christmas afternoon feeling.

Marcus Brigstocke

#11. We're out in the open. Dave is at the top of the track, playing guard. I'm blindfolded by my own top, and Jake is about to make love to me on his sexy Aston Martin with "Pour Some Sugar on Me" playing in the background.
Could he be any fucking hotter?

Samantha Towle