Smugness In This Smirking Quotes

#1. Where did you get your haircut, the pet shop?

Henny Youngman

#2. I like someone with a really good and dark sense of humour.

Paloma Faith

#3. In the morning I woke like a sloth in the fog.

Leslie Connor

#4. I don't like to run, train, in groups. But racing, it's the groups that are most inspiring to me. I love racing with 52,000 people. I don't like training with any more than one person. Ever.

Casey Neistat

#5. I get accused of having a haughty smugness. I have a lopsided mouth. I can't help it. I was born with it. It looks as if I am smirking. I have had my publicist tell me, 'Don't do that smile on the red carpet.' I'm, like, 'That's my smile.'

Natalie Dormer

#6. The expected is what keeps us steady. It's the unexpected that changes our lives forever.

Shonda Rhimes

#7. To be gentle, tolerant, wise and reasonable requires a goodly portion of toughness.

Peter Ustinov

#8. There's a test they can do to determine a baby's gender ahead of time; I think they insert a tiny photo of Leonardo DiCaprio into the uterus, and if the baby punches it, it's a boy.

Dave Barry