Top 6 Smooched Potato Quotes
#1. You are a romantic. Marry this woman. Have children. Stepping in baby shit will soon drive thoughts of romance from you.
#2. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?
#3. You only win when you help others win.
#4. Look to your kingdoms -
I am coming for them all.
#5. But the happiness of a married man, my dear Gerald, depends on the people he has not married.
#6. A lot of players know I've been around 13 years and this is my second lockout. I got a lot of respect. I know what's going on both for the league and the union.