Smellier Quotes

#1. Hereos. Idols. They're never who you think they are. Shorter. Nastier. Smellier. And when you finally meet them, there's something that makes you want to choke the shit out of them.

Paul Beatty

#2. I am sure you have heard that appearance doesn't matter and that it's what's on the inside that counts. Well that of course is utter nonsense, because if no one cared about what's on the outside no one would take a bath or comb their hair and the world would be a lot smellier than it already is!

Lemony Snicket

#3. Today, I hold firm to my ability to say "no" to everything that doesn't fall under the umbrella of my ultimate gifts. If it doesn't allow me to offer my best self to the world, it's a graceful "no.

Heidi Tankersley

#4. The future may be made up of many factors but where it truly lies is in the hearts and minds of men. Your dedication should not be confined for your own gain, but unleashes your passion for our beloved country as well as for the integrity and humanity of mankind.

Li Ka-shing

#5. Everything should be done with moderation and using common sense.

Eartha Kitt

#6. While other [military] alliances have been formed to win wars, our fundamental purpose is to prevent war while preserving and extending the frontiers of freedom.

Ronald Reagan

#7. Being in love was vastly different from loving someone. When you were in love, it consumed you. Devoured you. And made you deliriously happy.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#8. Masochism seemed to make sense to me in terms of the struggle for self-consciousness of the slave in the struggle unto death.
'I feel like sex, I mean, giving myself, helps me. Giving my whole self to someone until I forget who I am helps me deal with my problems.

Tamara Faith Berger

#9. We live - on a spinning planet in a world of spin.

Christopher Buckley

#10. I didn't know what it was not to work hard as I grew up.

Pat Nixon

#11. Solution 2: Don't let your blinky light blink. By keeping it on steady mode, you'll use up the battery faster, but you'll be around to buy more. Don't be cheap and dead.

Grant Petersen

#12. Time is a thief. A killer. Time is killing him.

Laura Kreitzer

#13. Watching him with one eye, she wondered if men ever figured out that they were more appealing when they were pursuing their own work than when they were pursuing a woman.

Mary Doria Russell

#14. It's important not to make the gold medal bigger than it is.

Ashton Eaton

#15. The sin which makes you sad and repentant is more liked by Allah than the good deed which turns you arrogant.

Ali Ibn Abi Talib

#16. Tell people you're a Canadian or a Kiwi when you travel and they'll adore you.

Daniel Gillies