Smart Blonde Quotes

#1. I liked to think I was a smart woman. My vagina, on the other hand, was the equivalent of a dumb blonde. And that blonde wanted what she wanted.

L. H. Cosway

#2. You have to be smart to play a dumb blonde over and over again and keep the audience's attention without extraordinary physical equipment.

Judy Holliday

#3. There is no lesson in cruelties.

K.A. Hosein

#4. Being a Southern person and a blonde, it's not a good combination. Immediately, when people meet you, they think of you as not being smart.

Reese Witherspoon

#5. The most important product of interactive planning is the planning process, not plans. It is in the planning process that knowledge, understanding, and wisdom are generated. It is in these acquisitions that the value of planning resides.

Anonymous

#6. I felt it burn all the way down my throat and into my stomach. I felt like I was dying.

Jeannie Walker

#7. I believe in JesusAn' what the Bible saidAn' I am fairly certainHe had himself a heavy head.He scared the lyin' peopleSo bad, they hung him deadAn' they never even listenedTo what he really said.

Hoyt Axton

#8. It takes a smart brunette to play a dumb blonde.

Marilyn Monroe

#9. If you want to make the days of your life really matter, then you must love something.

Kobi Yamada

#10. Blonde is dumb comedy, red hair is smart, sexy comedy.

Lisa Kudrow

#11. Maintenance of peaceful group relations is VERY important to us authoritative single people. It's because we care, and maybe just a little because we're afraid of uncontrollable events.

Katie Heaney

#12. Just because you are going to Heaven doesn't mean you have Heaven established in you. Success is Heaven on earth.

Bill Johnson

#13. How beautiful it is to excel, and the goodness of giving from your heart.

Robert Mondavi

#14. How could you be nervous about asking me to marry you, Bones? I'd die for you. Why wouldn't I want to live for you as well?

Jeaniene Frost

#15. You are trying to take my mind off the coming announcement and I appreciate it, but all that alphabet soup stuff confuses me. You do realize that I am a very natural blonde, don't you?" "You don't get to play that blondie card with me, darlin'. I already know how smart you are.

Carolyn Brown

#16. When you see a blonde with great tits and a great ass, you say to yourself, 'Hey, she must be stupid or must have nothing else to offer', which maybe is the case many times. But then again there is the one that is as smart as her breasts look, great as her face looks ... so people are shocked.

Arnold Schwarzenegger