Smacker Quotes

#1. I fear God never showed mercy to one so vile as I.

David Brainerd

#2. Stars of love burn bright
'till they're ready to die
the broken spend their lives
staring at the sky

Marina And The Diamonds

#3. Leaders do stuff that matters.

Tom Peters

#4. Didn't they realize how much interesting shit there was to see and do in this world if you just woke up at a normal fucking time like a normal fucking person?

B.J. Novak

#5. Lice have been with us and evolving with us for as long as we have existed.

Mark Stoneking

#6. The study of doctrine and the teaching of doctrine will change behavior more than the study of behavior will change behavior.

Boyd K. Packer

#7. It pays in England to be a revolutionary and a bible-smacker most of one's life, and then come round.

Alfred Douglas

#8. Tsukiko Saionji: He doesn't look like a weed whacker.
Aoi "Flippy" Kyogoku: But I'm a computer hacker, and a safe cracker, and a butt smacker ... and I've got just the right equipment to trim your hedge.

Yuu Watase

#9. They've a temper, some of them
particularly verbs: they're the proudest
adjectives you can do anything with, but not verbs
however I can manage the whole lot of them!

Lewis Carroll

#10. I'm just sick of food going in the garbage.

Tom Douglas