Sloppy Drunk Quotes

#1. I suddenly realized that there's something about singing hymns with a large group of people that sharpens the senses remarkably. I stored this observation away for later use; it was a jolly good thing to know for anyone practicing the art of detection.

Alan Bradley

#2. Abandoned and forgotten houses often hide the greatest stories!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#3. Priapism is what happens when someone gets strangulated to the point of hypoxia.

Mark Twain

#4. It is interesting that the black BMW is the preferred car of so many assholes.

Demetri Martin

#5. If Atheism is a religion, then health is a disease!

Clark Adams

#6. The medical implant industry needs to decide if wireless radio frequency (RF) radiation is more important than life saving medical devices, as it is clear that the two are incompatible.

Steven Magee

#7. In November he'll go hunting with his friends, and that's enough to look forward to ... that, and maybe a big old sloppy-lipstick blowjob from this drunk chick out in his car. Wanting more is just a recipe for heartache.
Dreams are for kids.

Stephen King

#8. Soccer matches in Europe have riot police. Metal is just people sloshing around drunk and sloppy and having fun, and there's nothing wrong with that. It is a great outlet for aggression.

Chris Reifert

#9. There are some among the so-called elite who are overbearing and arrogant. I want to foster leaders, not elitists.

Daisaku Ikeda

#10. For the first time in as long as he could remember, a finger of light, like the first ray of dawn, shone into the dark cavern of his soul.

Mark Beauregard

#11. Every 'no' is a 'yes' to something.

Eric Micha'el Leventhal

#12. I'll die on my feet before I'll live on my knees!

George Washington

#13. Nobody gets a good view of a system from the inside, no matter who they are. The view's distorted.

Peter Watts

#14. Listen to the inner light; it will guide you. Listen to inner peace; it will feed you. Listen to inner love; it will transform you, it will divinise you, it will immortalise you.

Sri Chinmoy

#15. He (Jeremy Clarkson) is the last man standing on the beach commanding the glaciers' melt waters to go back

A.A. Gill

#16. Don't take life too seriously! Nobody gets out alive anyway. Smile. Be goofy. Take chances. Have fun. Inspire.

Dawn Gluskin