Slippery When Wet Quotes

#1. You're a romantic at heart," he said, pinching a heap of fallen lettuce and nibbling on it. "No one would ever know it because of the mixed signals you give out." "What signals?" "Slippery When Wet mixed with Library, Next Exit.

Dannika Dark

#2. Ah," cried Gavroche, "what does this mean? It rains again! ... If this continues, I withdraw my subscription.

Victor Hugo

#3. If you go to a party populated by the NPR crowd and you start talking about JonBenet Ramsey, people will look at you as if you had forgotten your pants.

Bill James

#4. But I do, and the barbed wire tightens once more, until my heart is strangled and broken.

A.G. Howard

#5. Britain does not normally these days play a huge part in peacekeeping.

William Hague

#6. I guess it's a little bit sentimental, but at the time I was really very focused in on really my performance. Afterwards, it was really just a breath of fresh air, just like, 'Oh, yes, I'm back now. I'm doing good.'

Venus Williams

#7. There is something weird about facing a dripping wet, semi-naked man across a padded practice mat when you're wearing nothing but your own skin tight underwear and that's covered in a slippery, oily gel. If this got any more homoerotic, I'd have to think about introducing him to my parents.

G.R. Matthews

#8. The ball must be as slippery as a wet baby.

Tony Gubba

#9. I turn my head and stare out the casement window at the royal gardens instead, wet and slippery and dark as the center of a body, where the roses twitch an extinguished red.

Alexandra Kleeman

#10. Any universe simple enough to be understood is too simple to produce a mind able to understand it
-Barrow's Uncertainty Principle

John D. Barrow

#11. I have heard upscale adult U.S. citizens ask the ship's Guest Relations Desk whether snorkeling necessitates getting wet ... I now know the precise mixocological difference between a Slippery Nipple and a fuzzy navel.

David Foster Wallace

#12. Truth is like a waterslide-only fun when it's slippery and wet.

Bob Dylan

#13. Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world.

Arthur Smith

#14. The dirt was OK, but once you hit the grass ... Wet grass is slippery.

Greg Maddux

#15. Oh, go right ahead,' she replied. 'You seem to have such an affinity for canines.'
'Clearly,' he shot back, keeping his voice low so that Mary could not hear, 'they are not so different from women. Both breeds hang on my every word.

Julia Quinn

#16. The painting has a life of its own

Jackson Pollock

#17. O scaly, slippery, wet, swift, staring wights, What is 't ye do? what life lead? eh, dull goggles? How do ye vary your vile days and nights? How pass your Sundays? Are ye still but joggles In ceaseless wash? Still nought but gapes and bites, And drinks, and stares, diversified with boggles.

Leigh Hunt

#18. The back of my hand to guilt.

Patrick O'Brian

#19. I can hear, underground, that sucking and sobbing, In my veins, in my bones I feel it,- The small water seeping upward, The tight grains parting at last. When sprouts break out, Slippery as fish, I quail, lean to beginnings, sheath-wet.

Theodore Roethke