Slippery Floor Quotes

#1. Oh, Bassanio is so handsome." "As is his friend." "Do you fancy him?" "Do you jest? I was lucky not to be sliding on the slippery floor next to you." "That is not why I slipped.

Christopher Moore

#2. I can do whatever I want, yet I find it eternally difficult to choose where to begin. Or if to begin at all.

J.A. Redmerski

#3. Love must be allowed to flow both ways - if it is not, then it is not truly love, I think.

Brandon Sanderson

#4. Raffy has this magical, abracadabrical ability to transform all his "ifs" into "whens".

Karen Russell

#5. I like physics. I think it is the best science out of all three of them, because generally it's more useful. You learn about speed and velocity and time, and that's all clever stuff.

Tom Felton

#6. I begin to rant. I'm special, I have needs, I have a job to do - once I get my act together. I'm going to be important.

Greg Bear

#7. She devoutly put away in her drawers her beautiful dress, down to the satin shoes whose soles were yellowed with the slippery wax of the dancing floor. Her heart was like these. In its friction against wealth something had come over it that could not be effaced.

Gustave Flaubert

#8. If we could sell 100,000 units every album, that would rock. We'd have a big cult following, we'd have a built-in fanbase so we could pretty much play anywhere, people would show up and rock out.

Dustin Diamond

#9. Poverty does not produce unhappiness: It produces degradation.

George Bernard Shaw

#10. In the case of the armies at Fredericksburg it would have been, to say the least, very hazardous to give counter-attack, the Federal position being about as strong as ours from which we had driven them back.

James Longstreet

#11. Yet she resigned herself: reverently she put away in the chest of drawers her beautiful dress and even her satin shoes, whose soles had been yellowed by the slippery wax of the dance floor. Her heart was like them: contact with wealth had laid something over it that would not be wiped away.

Gustave Flaubert

#12. Think of the Christmas present
of gashes you opened when, in an attempt
to be Superman, you slid in stocking feet
on a slippery wood floor and crashed
half way through a window. Hopes
of heroism dashed on the heels
of no clear sighting of Santa.

Kristen Henderson

#13. I stepped inside the front hall and kicked off my snow boots. I slammed the door behind me, making the dark ruby and emerald glass shake in the small leaded panes. I slid purposely on the hall rug, causing it to bunch and crinkle on the slippery polished oak of the floor.

Margaret Laurence

#14. It's not your bullets I fear, Roland. It's your idea of answers that scares me.

Stephen King

#15. Like every other girl in the world, my most embarrassing moment had to do with a guy completely turning me down. His loss!

Kelly Clarkson

#16. As one of my creative writing professors once said, there are only seven plots. What makes those plots different is how you handle them, your voice, your style, and your way of thinking. That's all. People can mimic your style, but they can never achieve your unique point of view.

Kristine Kathryn Rusch