Slendrina Quotes

#1. WHERE'S MY COW?!
IS THAT MY COW?!
HRRRUUUUGGGH!!!!
THAT'S NOT MY COW!
THAT'S A HIPPOPOTAMOUS!

Terry Pratchett

#2. Just advertising departments with legs and high heels.

Richard Avedon

#3. In my humble opinion, change is stupid.

Rafael Nadal

#4. 12For the word of God is alive and active. Sharper than any double-edged sword, it penetrates even to dividing soul and spirit, joints and marrow; it judges the thoughts and attitudes of the heart.

Anonymous

#5. Jesus never instructed men to do what was right because it was right; yet this is the true reason why they should do it.

Lysander Spooner

#6. One does not marry to become a judge of the spouse's behavior. If a marriage license is mistaken for a hunting license and disapproval, punishment, and threat of withdrawal of love are employed as weapons, all one bags is one's own unhappiness.

Jo Coudert

#7. Standing up and teaching is grueling, but grueling fun.

Charles E. Young

#8. Beauty fades so you'd better work at having something more to offer.

David Alejandro Fearnhead

#9. In the early years of the Uprising, we survived on one meal a day of horse meat and soup, but by the end we ate only dried peas, dogs, cats and birds.

Diane Ackerman

#10. I'd like to have made one of those big splashy Technicolor musicals with Rita Hayworth.

Cary Grant

#11. I always respect a woman.

Enrique Iglesias