Sleep Tweeting Quotes

#1. When someone is sleep-Tweeting the sexual thoughts you're currently having about them while you're having sex with someone else, miles away, it's kind of too late.

Stefan Mohamed

#2. I'd rather let the world down than to allow the world to let me down.

Cao Cao

#3. The same families married the same families until relationships were hopelessly entangled and the members of the community looked monotonously alike.

Harper Lee

#4. There is literally no such thing as an idea that cannot be expressed well and articulately to today's voters in thirty seconds.

Dick Morris

#5. There was no single index case. It all began, and ended, too fast for that sort of record keeping to endure.

Mira Grant

#6. Is it just me, or do you also think this is unnatural behavior in a female parent? Isn't there a federal law that says mothers are not allowed to laugh at vulnerable male children when they are required to wear stupid clothing to work?
There should be.

Ann Edwards Cannon

#7. The experience of history should lead us to hope and strive to make the world better, not to despair and resign ourselves to fate.

Alan Beattie

#8. New York is a different country. Maybe it ought to have a separate government. Everybody thinks differently, they just don't know what the hell the rest of the United States is.

Henry Ford

#9. A rule for success in today's wild new economic world is this: use the most innovative technologies to deliver the most primal products and services.

Martha N. Beck

#10. For the former, activity, any kind of activity, was an end in itself; for the latter, activity was but a progress toward the true end, which was rest, and peace of mind. Action was to be undertaken only when equilibrium was disturbed.

Olaf Stapledon

#11. In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

George Carlin