Slam Book Funny Quotes

#1. You have summoned me in my weakness. You must sustain me in your strength.

Franklin Pierce

#2. Bestow upon me, O Lord my God, understanding to know thee, diligence to seek thee, wisdom to find thee, and a faithfulness that may finally embrace thee.

Thomas Aquinas

#3. Nature, like a true poet, abhors abrupt transitions.

Heinrich Heine

#4. The decline of violence is a fractal phenomenon. You can see it over millennia, over centuries, over decades and over years.

Steven Pinker

#5. You think road-kill is poetry!

Jonathan Dunne

#6. I never expect anything. I am always amazed at why anybody goes to any movie or why anybody doesn't go to any movie. Any movie you make, you make it because you're hoping somebody wants to see it, but you never know.

Clint Eastwood

#7. Compulsive repetitions are the death of fantasies.

Kristian Goldmund Aumann

#8. Silence. All human unhappiness comes from not knowing how to stay quietly in a room.

Blaise Pascal

#9. In your hurry to keep Christmas, you have forgotten Christmas. The truest gift of Christmas is the gift of self.

Richard Paul Evans

#10. My goal is to see that mental illness is treated like cancer.

Jane Pauley