Slabotskys Kansas Quotes

#1. Democrats hate America being a world power because world power gives power to the nation instead of to Democrats.

P. J. O'Rourke

#2. I was not surprised when Holmes suggested that I should take my revolver with me. He had himself picked up the loaded hunting-crop, which was his favourite weapon.

Arthur Conan Doyle

#3. Few things are worth doing perfectly.

Mason Cooley

#4. Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.

Will Smith

#5. If you're going to have an asthma attack in the surf, I strongly recommend you do so in Nantucket.

Jennifer Crusie

#6. I love things that are indescribable, like the taste of an avocado or the smell of a gardenia.

Barbra Streisand

#7. Why sad? Don't be sad. If sad, will make everyone sad.

George Saunders

#8. Our lives intersect and interfere and there is no telling where certain beauties might come from. Some song in her heart where otherwise there wouldn't have been one and in Sarah's too passed on down.

Michael Byers

#9. I wondered what would happen to him, and what would happen to me. The world rolls on and on. We cannot imagine it without us, even as we dream of death.

Shawn Vestal

#10. You cannot read Dickens without putting in a little more effort. You cannot eat a ripe pawpaw without its innards and juice spilling down your chin. Likewise, the language of Dickens makes your mouth do strange things, and when you're not used to his words your jaw will creak.

Lloyd Jones

#11. There were no books in the Afterwards, which the people thought was some serious bullshit.

Amber Sparks

#12. Creativity springs from the yearning to be the fullness of who you are.

Ram Dass

#13. The most callous of her guests admired her as young Rome applauded some gladiator who could die smiling.

Honore De Balzac

#14. I am optimistic because I will use power of love to find the miracles of life.

Debasish Mridha

#15. The past can't touch you unless you let it.

Edie Claire