Skor Candy Sayings

#1. Arthur felt happy. He was terribly pleased that the day was for once working out so much according to plan. Only twenty minutes ago he had decided he would go mad, and now here he was already chasing a Chesterfield sofa across the fields of prehistoric Earth.

Douglas Adams

#2. Episcopalians are pretty thin on the ground in the central United States.

Charlaine Harris

#3. I think the sheer number of pop stars has kind of drowned out, somewhat, our interest. We're just submerged.

Kristin Scott Thomas

#4. As soon as you have a problem, it's insoluble. These things should never have been allowed to happen.

William S. Burroughs

#5. I love animals and I love to see movies with animals that are done respectfully, you know?

Kristin Davis

#6. How can you love me if you dont know me? I stink really bad.

Courtney Love

#7. If only Paris and the Harpies had gotten along. But Promiscuity had taken one look at the beautiful women and deemed them too much effort.

Gena Showalter

#8. I'm honestly ashamed to call you my friend sometimes.

Whitney Gracia Williams

#9. Those humble but indomitable workers, to whom later generations referred by the collective name of Baale Masorah, Masters of Tradition, performed in obscurity their Herculean task of guarding the Biblical Text against loss or variation.

Robert Gordis

#10. women possessed closely guarded answers to the secrets of the universe, and men would forever be kept in the dark.

Shelly Alexander

#11. I apologize. Hi, I'm Agent Sloane Brodie, your Team Leader. I enjoy reading, cozy nights in, and the soothing sounds of classic rock. I also like to browse the Internet for funny cat videos, but deep down, I think I'm more of a dog person.

Charlie Cochet