Skit On Teachers Day With Moral Quotes

#1. Like the Bible, Stanislavsky's basic texts on acting can be quoted to any purpose.

Lee Strasberg

#2. Life is not a journey to the grave With the intention of arriving safely in a well-preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways Thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming: Wow, what a ride!

Duff McKagan

#3. Life is precious. It is fragile. We have to treasure it if we want to survive.

Yogan Baum

#4. Your body is not a lemon!

Ina May Gaskin

#5. You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity ... No we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball.

Albert Einstein

#6. Ideas are the great warriors of the world, and a war that has no idea behind it, is simply a brutality.

James A. Garfield

#7. People have been willing to accept that the government is lying to us, but (are now) more willing to accept the concept of aliens and other life forms. There's just a slew of stuff out there right now. It's been people's closet belief system, and now it's coming out of the closet.

Gillian Anderson

#8. I think male roles are generally much better written. So for actresses, we're always dealing with trying to inject a role with more truth than the writer possibly had in mind.

Judy Davis

#9. I felt ashamed, really ashamed of all the years I'd spent trying to identify the father who happened to be mine, instead of simply claiming the best on offer.

Helen DeWitt

#10. Love at first sight is not rare, in fact it is extremely common, it happens to some people a few times a year. The feeling of what if when meeting the eyes of a stranger can be love unrecognized.

Craig Ferguson

#11. If you were just some woman in a bar, I'd pick you out from all the others, take you home, and fuck you so hard you wouldn't be able to walk straight in the morning.
I gulped.
In fact, I think I might have had a little mini-orgasm.

Samantha Young

#12. Holiness is not a series of do's and don'ts but conformity to the character of God and obedience to the will of God.

Jerry Bridges

#13. ...rationality can easily unveil the futility of life and lead to depression - as the stereotype of the extremely smart, but world-weary, educated man (often portrayed as a detective, philosopher, or doctor) suggests. As such, the rational worldview has its limits.

Gudjon Bergmann

#14. In addition to billions in new 'stimulus' spending that our country can't afford, the Geithner plan also contains billions in tax increases on small and family-owned businesses while protecting the tax preferences of wealthy, multinational corporations.

Kevin McCarthy