Skips Regular Show Quotes

#1. What, no more ceremony? See, my women! Against the blown rose may they stop their nose That kneel'd unto the buds.

William Shakespeare

#2. Sometimes the most intelligent thing is not to do anything, certainly nothing loaded with the imbecility of emotionality.

William, Saroyan

#3. After being at the top, I don't think I could play senior tournaments, because you know how good you were. I don't know if I would enjoy that, being half of what I was.

Chris Evert

#4. So I know all about the ups and downs of football, I know that one day I will be sacked.

Jose Mourinho

#5. When you take a shower in space, you have to press the water onto your body to clean yourself, and then you gotta vacuum it off.

Ace Frehley

#6. The woman who ran my last foster home didn't think it was safe,so we had to stay inside and watch some Charlie Brown cartoon three times.I've never liked beagles to this day.

Kiersten White

#7. Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime.

Alfred Hitchcock

#8. Evolution has produced us more recently, and that makes us the smartest ever. After all, we invented the parking lot.

N.D. Wilson

#9. If you don't want to be a victim, don't act like one.

Ally Carter

#10. We perceive existence by means of words and names. To this or that vague, potential thing I will give a name, and it will exist thereafter, and its existence will be clearly perceived. The name enables me to see it. I can call it by its name, and I can see it for what it is.

N. Scott Momaday

#11. Every morning I wake up, I feel guilty; every breath of borrowed time is heavy in my chest.-Lo-The Wild Hunt

Ashley Jeffery

#12. She was probably having a few murderous thoughts of her own about any woman that touched him. Good, they were making progress.

R.L. Mathewson