Simply Rouge Quotes

#1. The bastards who dommed you before needed rope, and duct tape. All I need is a firm grip in your hair, my lips this close to your throat, and the sting of my palm across your ass. That's the difference, Precious.

Sai Marie Johnson

#2. Many of my staff have been with me for over 20 years. I have a great team, and I make sure they feel respected and appreciated.

Emeril Lagasse

#3. It didn't matter how good I was. It was always, 'You're a girl. You can't play with the guys.' It's always been motivation for me.

Sheryl Swoopes

#4. Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

Scott Adams

#5. Words empower us, move us beyond our suffering, and set us free.

Terry Tempest Williams

#6. Rolf! what? are you really rolling on the floor laughing? well, please stay down there for a sec while I KICK YOUR ASS.

David Levithan

#7. Those men aren't fucking men. They're pansy-ass rich boys who think they own the fucking world. They wouldn't know a real Dom from their asshole on their best day.

Sai Marie Johnson

#8. God damn it, Andre'. I'm about fucking sick of this jacked up shit! Things are going to go my way or else I won't bring the pretty little fucking mannequin to any more of our play dates! Barbie will get locked away under my fucking key!

Sai Marie Johnson

#9. I would be a disaster as a prime minister.

V. P. Singh

#10. Do you know, Masha, how revelation comes? Like death. So sudden, though you knew all along it must occur. A revelation is always the end of something. It might even be cause for grief.

Catherynne M Valente

#11. Crystal fucking clear, Your Majesty.

Sai Marie Johnson

#12. If you want your wife to listen to you, talk to another woman.

Bob Phillips

#13. And if I sit in that room at the top of the house and I think about my life and if I shut my eyes from time to time and imagine being warm in the summer and I hear the bees buzzing and for a moment I truly am Alice in Wonderland, do you have the heart to tell me I am not?

John Logan

#14. I'm too busy putting my energies into my performance to be a diva.

Shirley Bassey

#15. It's hard to measure up to 'Battlestar' - it's hard not to measure things against it.

Jamie Bamber

#16. If the desire to have children is just a way to build some noisy tribe of distraction around oneself, then I'd rather be alone.

Meghan Daum

#17. If you lick it you own it, Babydoll.

Sai Marie Johnson

#18. Call me a hopeless sadistic romantic I'm happy tonight.

Sai Marie Johnson

#19. Don't worry kitties. There's plenty of Daddy to go around.

Sai Marie Johnson