Silver Tongued Devil Quotes

#1. Metaphysics is the finding of bad reasons for what we believe upon instinct; but to find these reasons is no less an instinct.

F.H. Bradley

#2. If a thing can be done adequately by means of one, it is superfluous to do it by means of several; for we observe that nature does not employ two instruments [if] one suffices.

Thomas Aquinas

#3. I could still taste and smell and hear and see," she said. "I could still learn and I could still teach. I could still love and be loved. I had my mind and my spirit. And I had you.

Elizabeth Berg

#4. Maybe writing can't be taught, but editing can be taught - prayer, fasting and self-mutilation.

Donald Barthelme

#5. That's right, bitch. Goldie Schwartz. And I'm not a fucking midget. I prefer the term 'fun sized'.

Jaye Wells

#6. Just be sure you brush your teeth tonight. Morning breath is a fresh sea breeze compared to the hellitosis of blood breath.

Jaye Wells

#7. When we got married my wife told me I was one in a million. I found out she was right.

Rodney Dangerfield

#8. What she means is, I might look like a pussy but I'm really a badass demon.

Jaye Wells