Sidesplitting Quotes

#1. Reggie Watts is a most unusual talent: a huge vocal range, a natural musicality, and a sidesplitting wit. Is he a comedian? A singer? A performance artist? I've seen him a few times since then and I still can't decide. Whatever, he ain't like nobody else.

Brian Eno

#2. Magic Johnson was in the seventh year of his Hall of Fame career when thoughts of his basketball afterlife led him to the office of uber-executive Michael Ovitz, co-founder of Creative Artists Agency, Hollywood's most powerful agency.

Don Yaeger

#3. But Mr. Davy would not become a doctor, for a copy of Lavoisier's Elements of Chemistry fell into his hands. Soon enough, Davy was discharged from Dr. Borlase's service because of his habit of performing explosive experiments.

Benjamin Wiker

#4. Crabbed and obscure definitions are of no use beyond a narrow circle of students, of whom probably every one has a pet one of his own.

Frederick Pollock

#5. There is no creature so small and abject, that it representeth not the goodness of God.

Thomas A Kempis

#6. Nobody pays attention to the way a person's shirt folds around his shoulder when they sit down, but if that shirt folded in an unusual way, you'd notice it.

John Lasseter

#7. Quiet solitude is a nutritional need of the ascending body.

Doreen Virtue

#8. Does fashion matter? Always - though not quite as much after death.

Joan Rivers

#9. Her own experience was beginning to tell her that an alert old age can be more keen than the cards.

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

#10. I'm trying to arrange my life so I don't have to be present.

Woody Allen

#11. The idea seems to be to use the next treaty talks to strike a grand bargain: Britain will be helpful to those states wishing to establish a fiscal union among themselves if, in exchange, we can amicably derogate from the aspects of the EU which we dislike.

Daniel Hannan

#12. Go is the first part of the word Gospel.
It should be the watchword of every true follower of Christ.
It should be emblazoned on the banners of the church.

Billy Graham

#13. Add little to little and there will be a big pile.

Ovid

#14. Life is kinder to those who love themselves, because love attracts love and light, and repels and dispels darkness.

Shaun Roundy

#15. Writing is the Latin of our times. The modern language of the people is video and sound.

Lawrence Lessig

#16. Deceit is the game of petty spirits, and that is by nature a woman's quality.

Pierre Corneille