Sick Sense Of Humor Quotes

#1. Life sure has a sick sense of humor, doesn't it?

Patrick Swayze

#2. Holy Christ fate's got a fucking sick sense of humor " he chuckled.

Deb Caletti

#3. So, that's it? You think I'm just some idiot that fell for your bullshit! Well you're wrong! I fell in love with you, Caleb. I fell in love with your sick sense of humor. I fell in love with the way you protected me. You saved my life! - Livvie/Kitten

C.J. Roberts

#4. Maybe Ciena was right. Maybe the Force was bringing them together, over and over. If so, Thane decided, the Force had a sick sense of humor.

Claudia Gray

#5. We boarded the plane after boxing our stakes and knives and taking them to a FedEx carrier, airport security being so strict nowadays. In the section marked 'contents', Bones filled out 'Tofu'. God, but he had a sick sense of humor sometimes.

Jeaniene Frost

#6. Like journalists. The police have an extremely sick sense of humor, very guarded, very private, very male, which they need to survive on an everyday level. I don't think anyone has ever managed to tap that on the screen - it would actually be too shocking.

Helen Mirren

#7. I've always had a sick sense of humor, and I've always wanted that to permeate the music because I don't take myself seriously. I take the music seriously, but I know I'm not God's gift to anyone except my mom.

Josh Homme

#8. Fate's got a fucking sick sense of humor. Fate is a shape-shifter. It's the kindest and most generous entity imaginable, laying out more goodness than a person deserves, and then it shrinks and curls and forms into something grotesque. You think its one thing, but then its another.

Deb Caletti

#9. Nature has a pretty sick sense of humor.

Kelly Braffet

#10. Dear life, Let me love you.

Debasish Mridha

#11. Being an actor in L.A. is like being in prison: you go, you serve your time, you try to replicate Johnny Depp's career - and then you move to Paris.

Alex Pettyfer

#12. But at least try to look a little more raider-ish, okay? We don't want to attract attention."
Zeke's snort sounded suspiciously like laughter. "Allie, you're a beautiful, exotic-looking vampire girl with a katana. Trust me, if anyone is going to attract attention, it's not going to be me.

Julie Kagawa

#13. I am only an artist, my job is to make drawings not to make sense.

William Kentridge

#14. So I went for engineering, specifically product design, which I enjoyed.

Debi Thomas

#15. When God created the Earth, he had such a sick wicked sense of humor. He made everything that's wrong feel really, really good.

Miranda Kenneally

#16. There can be but little liberty on earth while men worship a tyrant in heaven.

Robert Green Ingersoll

#17. I think that God's got a sick sense of humour, and when I die I expect to find him laughing.

Music Sales Corporation

#18. Everybody in my family had a real sick, twisted sense of humor. Most of the jokes we make in our house, we would just never even dream of making anywhere else. Just sick, horrible stuff. That wasn't anything new to college.

Seth MacFarlane

#19. If they lose their legal basis for owning a .cn domain, google.cn would cease to exist, or if it continued to exist, it would be illegal, and doing anything blatantly illegal in China puts their employees at serious risk.

Rebecca MacKinnon

#20. You came, he said simply, not losing that smile.
Yes, hopefully I will.

Cherrie Lynn

#21. I walked, a desert creature, in that fertile land. I felt harsh and dusty.

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