Shufflebottom Ky Quotes

#1. An inch in a miss is as good as an ell.

William Camden

#2. When they finally left, I called my baby mama Honey to let her know where I was gon' be staying at, in case I needed to see my daughter.

Shvonne Latrice

#3. If today were your final day of this life, would those things causing you stress still do so?

Mark Hart

#4. I am not too happy with terms like "the left", to be honest. And I don't use it much ... .if by "the left" you mean people who are committed to peace and justice and freedom and so on, there can't be elements of the left opposed to workers' movement, at least under that definition.

Noam Chomsky

#5. What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree, and is dangerous?"
"A sparrow with a machine gun."
"Or course

Batman Memes

#6. Follow the tugs in your heart. I think that everyone gets these gentle urges and should listen to them. Even if they sound absolutely insane, they may be worth going for.

Victoria Moran

#7. Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.

Douglas MacArthur

#8. I am first and foremost a musician, although those of us who live elsewhere still dream about the inspirational qualities of Australia and its ravishing transcendental beauty.

Roger Woodward

#9. She slapped my shoulder playfully. "I've created a monster," she said, then she nestled into the chair and rested her head on my shoulder, "an adorable, sexy monster.

Giselle Fox

#10. I think the only way that political system can be corrected is for the American people to see very vividly that it needs repair. If things are going to worse in the future, the American people, in every congressional district in the land, might demand that reforms take place in the political system.

Jimmy Carter

#11. I don't love comedy but I can watch someone who's kind of interesting forever. I think a waitress who's having a bad day is a lot more fun than Robin Williams doing forty minutes of material.

Bruce McCulloch

#12. I don't think you ever feel a success really because everything could always be done better than you've done it ...

John Mortimer

#13. I'd love to say that I could write political songs, but I don't feel clued-up enough.

Paloma Faith

#14. There is in the worst of fortune the best chances for a happy change.

Robin S. Sharma

#15. She always said you can't help people with magic, but you can help them with skin. By doin' real things, she meant.

Terry Pratchett