Shuffleboard Game Quotes

#1. - You know what this is?
- Nope
- It's a bowel disruptor. And you are just full of shit.

Warren Ellis

#2. Allah set Hajj for the consolidation and reinforcement of the religion.

Fatima Bint Muhammad

#3. Forgiveness does not mean excusing.

C.S. Lewis

#4. She'll ruin me for all women, I can just tell.
Charlie isn't the kind of woman you move on from. She draws you in with the brightness of her sun and then leaves you blind. There's something deep and dark inside of her. She's trying to keep it locked down, but I can see it in her eyes.

Corinne Michaels

#5. My job is to play many different roles with all sorts of different backgrounds and orientations.

Josh Charles

#6. Even a person like this makes mistakes, can't always hold on to everything they'd like to,can't always force the world to spin in the direction of their choosing. You'll hug him longer than necessary and tell him to keep in touch. And you'll know, finally, that it had nothing to do with you.

Sloane Crosley

#7. Necessity may render a doubtful act innocent, but it cannot make it praiseworthy

Joseph Joubert

#8. Organized shuffleboard has always filled me with dread. Everything about it suggests infirm senescence and death: it's a game played on the skin of a void, and the rasp of the sliding puck is the sound of that skin getting abraded away bit by bit.

David Foster Wallace