Shrinker Socks Quotes

#1. You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.

Jay Leno

#2. Kale is a superfood and it's special power is tasting bad.

Jim Gaffigan

#3. He didn't answer. Instead he cupped her face in his hands and drew her towards him. Then he kissed her lightly on the lips. Oh god, she wanted his head between her legs and she wanted it now.

Sue Margolis

#4. The decision took a moment, but it lasted a lifetime

Conn Iggulden

#5. Going to open a quaint little bookshop and have a niche section called "Men's Interests" where we shelve the Western Cannon.

Alana Massey

#6. If guys don't open doors for you, then they aren't worth your time.

Abbi Glines

#7. Mr Meagles with a despondent countenance in which the goodness of his heart was even more expressed than in his times of cheerfulness and gaiety, stroked his face down from his forehead to his chin, and shook his head again.

Charles Dickens

#8. Seneca's virtue shows forth so live and vigorous in his writings, and the defense is so clear there against some of these imputations, as that of his wealth and excessive spending, that I would not believe any testimony to the contrary.

Michel De Montaigne

#9. A head full of stars, just not in constellation yet.

Elias Canetti