Shriner Quotes

#1. I learned that when people see a dachshund, they have to yell, "A wiener dog!" Like "A rainbow!" "A Shriner!" "A shooting star!" "A clown!" "A nudist colony!

Kevin Kling

#2. If we desire to judge justly, we must persuade ourselves that none of us is without sin.

Seneca The Younger

#3. Our doctor would never really operate unless it was necessary. He was just that way. If he didn't need the money, he wouldn't lay a hand on you.

Herb Shriner

#4. You can't immerse yourself in something," Prof said softly, "without coming to respect it.

Brandon Sanderson

#5. As part of my research for An Anthology of Authors' Atrocity Stories About Publishers, I conducted a study (employing my usual controls) that showed the average shelf life of a trade book to be somewhere between milk and yoghurt.

Calvin Trillin

#6. Conversation is three women stand on the corner talking. Gossip is when one of them leaves.

Herb Shriner

#7. All you need to be a fisherman is patience and a worm.

Herb Shriner

#8. What's wrong with transforming food?

Ferran Adria

#9. Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.

Wil Shriner

#10. Instead of establishing facts, we have to overthrow errors; instead of ascertaining what is, we have to chase from our imaginations what is not.

Frances Wright

#11. When you love you give meaning to this world.

Sorin Cerin

#12. It's cheaper to put an entire microprocessor in your car key, microwave, or cell phone than it is to put in discrete chips and electronic components. Thus, a new technical economy drives the design of the product.

Alan Cooper