Top 30 Shortt Quotes
#1. I admire Pat Shortt as a businessman. Such acumen is unusual for an entertainer. He did all his own deals. I learnt a lot from Pat when I was on the road with him for a year.
Deirdre O'Kane
#2. You're a chain-smoking, alcoholic hyper-violent sociopath with daddy issues!"
"When you say it like that it sounds bad ...
S.L.J. Shortt
#3. You know, one of the tiny little perks that comes from having no parents is that you never have to worry about walking in on them ... you just took that away from me!
S.L.J. Shortt
#4. Happy endings are for people that can't survive the alternative. What a bunch of wimps.
S.L.J. Shortt
#5. It's a funny thing, when you talk to God, you're religious, but when he talks to you, you're a psychopath.
Peter Steele
#6. God picked me to be his punching bag ... so who am I suposed to pray to for mercy?
S.L.J. Shortt
#7. How long should two people wait for sex? Until there is no other option when looking at one another.
Darnell Lamont Walker
#8. Apart from my mangled face and the thirty percent scar tissue that covers my body I'm gorgeous!
S.L.J. Shortt
#9. Well, what do you want me to do? Head butt my way through a few inches of steel?!" she snarled.
"Well, that would certainly earn you a cookie!
S.L.J. Shortt
#10. Cass, I know you're only trying to help but I will stab you in your face.
S.L.J. Shortt
#11. My car has wyvern giblets on the inside and fairy douche on the outside, I deserve the big shower!
S.L.J. Shortt
#13. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?! You tried to blow up your guardian angel?!"
"It seemed like a good idea at the time ...
S.L.J. Shortt
#14. Yeah, well, Tinkerbell comes near me; she's gettin' both barrels and no clapping!
S.L.J. Shortt
#15. Nationwide Manhunt After Explosives
Anonymous
#16. Writing is like baking cupcakes, you're trying to make something from the raw. Like with cupcakes it's flour and eggs and stuff, and with books it's ideas and words. The end result is the same though, you want people to eat them up.
Emma Shortt
#17. I'll tell you what isn't; why'd they only go for you? I mean me and Steve might as well have not even been there. They just wanted you.
Well, can you blame them? I mean, everyone wants a piece of this sweet ass.
S.L.J. Shortt
#18. Silas straightened in his seat, clearly uneasy. "This is so bad for my asthma," he said, the familiar phrase coming from him startling her.
Kim Harrison
#19. Freakin' fairies, you're too damn small!"
"Dude, you're a faecist."
"A what?"
"A fae-racist, you're a faecist."
"That's not even a real word!"
"Patten pending,
S.L.J. Shortt
#20. We not only don't have fun with what we are supposed to enjoy,
but whatever we don't enjoy has started having fun with us.
Angelos Michalopoulos
#22. Often we use the word problem only because we have not learned that imagination and creativity can handle the situation.
Wayne W. Dyer
#23. Boy, you are outta line!" Joe yelled.
"I'm outta line?! You're screwing a vampire!"
"You hypocritical little bastard!"
"Yeah, you're a hypocripical-hypocri-hyp-hyp-hyp, I HATE THAT WORD!
S.L.J. Shortt
#24. I write for the same reason I eat chocolate - because it is, undeniably a compulsion.
Emma Shortt
#25. You just kissed me! Why isn't your face melting off?
S.L.J. Shortt
#27. Twenty highly trained agents versus one eighteen year old high school drop out and he managed to kick all your asses. Okay, did we get really bad at this over night or is this kid really that good?!
S.L.J. Shortt
#28. You know, I've been almost kidnapped and killed more times in the last thirty-six hours than anyone in history, and yet here I am trying to help you work through your personal issues and that Claire ... that is why I always get the last cookie,
S.L.J. Shortt
#29. We're on a tight leash. We gotta do things by the book so no shooting yourself or trying to blow me up this time."
"I thought we agreed that we weren't gonna talk about that anymore.
S.L.J. Shortt
#30. So that's why vampires are so pissed off all the time? Because their junk's gone rusty?
S.L.J. Shortt
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