Shortest Person Quotes

#1. I'm surrounded by young people. I'm always now the oldest and the shortest person in the room.

Isabel Allende

#2. So during the rainy season the prudent person carries an umbrela, while the reckless person does not and, of course, gets wet when it rains. Prudence is not precise knowledge, but a willingness to adapt to circumstances in the shortest possible time.

David Albahari

#3. Regrets are born in old age, never in youth.

Beem Weeks

#4. When a draco has eaten much fruit, it seeks the juice of the bitter lettuce; it has been seen to do this.

Aristotle.

#5. You mock those who blindly follow the majority ... turn your attention now to those who are so dedicated to deviating from the norm that they would gladly cease breathing if it were suggested to them that inhalation was a form of conformity; for they deserve just as much scrutiny and ridicule.

Demetri Martin

#6. I am the shortest and least funny person in my family.

Heather Donahue

#7. They say that Jazz is back, and I don't think it's gone anywhere. But they say it's back.

Art Blakey

#8. Humour is the shortest road from one person to another.

Georges Wolinski

#9. Official dignity tends to increase in inverse ratio to the importance of the country in which the office is held.

Aldous Huxley

#10. My feeling is, we ran from animals for three million years. It's our time now. If a cow could eat you, it would. And it wouldn't care how comfortable your truck ride over was, either.

Greg Proops

#11. I'm attempting to put myself in a bottle that will one day wash up on the beach for my children.

Randy Pausch

#12. I don't pitch for contracts.

Curt Schilling

#13. I know," I whispered and when he blinked up, his familiar eyes looking past the surface, burning with everything I felt, I was sucked in, and all common sense was gone.

Theresa Paolo

#14. I've been thinking I'd like to be Daisy; I'd like to have someone like Gatsby stare at my house for whole years and never stop dreaming of me

Koren Zailckas