Short Dessert Quotes

#1. I am a creature of the sun. I don't ever mind being in the heat.

Kristin Chenoweth

#2. There was so much time wasted not spending it together.

Cecelia Ahern

#3. You know, I have come to think listening is love, that's what it really is.

Brenda Ueland

#4. Well, I know. It's jam - that's what it is. Forty times I've said if you didn't let that jam alone I'd skin you. Hand me that switch.

Mark Twain

#5. Imagine what could be accomplished if only the human race would shed its humanity.

Max Brooks

#6. I will even be able to free it from the power of gravity which attracts it to the future and to make it go back into the past.

Rene Barjavel

#7. Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert.

George Takei

#8. Life is short and unpredictable. Eat the dessert first!

Helen Keller

#9. Life's short. Eat dessert first, work less and vacation MORE!!

Lea Mishell

#10. Never go into the Council room without a plan. You have to give them a range of possibilities, but if they discuss them too much, they'll never make a decision. Steer them toward the right choice and don't let them derail the train.

Ilona Andrews

#11. I'm massively scared of spiders. Even small ones scare the life out of me.

Robert Kazinsky

#12. Life is short, so I'm going to have dessert whenever possible.

Lisa Mantchev

#13. Life is short. Eat dessert first
-Wendy Mass, Jeremy Fink And The Meaning Of Life

Wendy Mass

#14. I am the god Apostolos. The Harbinger of Telikos. The Final Fate of all. Beloved son of Apollymi the Great Destroyer. My will makes the will of the universe. [Apostolos / Acheron Parthenopaeus]

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#15. Life is short, have dessert first.

Joan Smith

#16. When we were monkeys, we were more human because we were at least not destroying the nature those days!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#17. The truth is, there are some challenges we face in our lives that completely change us.

Kandi Steiner

#18. Life's too short. Start with Dessert!

Barbra Streisand

#19. Women have a natural tendency to want to nurture and take care of men. You always think that the guy is going to end up coming around and that you're going to be the one that saves him - like the Oasis song.

Emma Watson

#20. It turns out that the distance from head to hand, from wafting butterfly to entomological specimen, is achieved through regular, disciplined practice. What begins as something like a dream will in fact stay a dream forever unless you have the tools and the discipline to bring it out.

Ann Patchett

#21. Gratitude to God is to accept everything, even my problems, with joy.

Mother Teresa

#22. I blame my dad for my sweet tooth. His motto was 'Life is short; eat dessert first.' How can I argue with that?

Wendy Mass

#23. Life is short. Eat dessert first.

Jacques Torres