Top 23 Short Dessert Quotes
#1. Life is short, so I'm going to have dessert whenever possible.

#2. Life is short. Eat dessert first.

#3. I blame my dad for my sweet tooth. His motto was 'Life is short; eat dessert first.' How can I argue with that?

#4. Gratitude to God is to accept everything, even my problems, with joy.

#5. It turns out that the distance from head to hand, from wafting butterfly to entomological specimen, is achieved through regular, disciplined practice. What begins as something like a dream will in fact stay a dream forever unless you have the tools and the discipline to bring it out.

#6. Women have a natural tendency to want to nurture and take care of men. You always think that the guy is going to end up coming around and that you're going to be the one that saves him - like the Oasis song.

#7. Life's too short. Start with Dessert!

#8. The truth is, there are some challenges we face in our lives that completely change us.

#9. When we were monkeys, we were more human because we were at least not destroying the nature those days!

#10. Life is short, have dessert first.

#11. I am the god Apostolos. The Harbinger of Telikos. The Final Fate of all. Beloved son of Apollymi the Great Destroyer. My will makes the will of the universe. [Apostolos / Acheron Parthenopaeus]

#12. Life is short. Eat dessert first
-Wendy Mass, Jeremy Fink And The Meaning Of Life

#13. I am a creature of the sun. I don't ever mind being in the heat.

#14. I'm massively scared of spiders. Even small ones scare the life out of me.

#15. Never go into the Council room without a plan. You have to give them a range of possibilities, but if they discuss them too much, they'll never make a decision. Steer them toward the right choice and don't let them derail the train.

#16. Life's short. Eat dessert first, work less and vacation MORE!!

#17. Life is short and unpredictable. Eat the dessert first!

#18. Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert.

#19. I will even be able to free it from the power of gravity which attracts it to the future and to make it go back into the past.

#20. Imagine what could be accomplished if only the human race would shed its humanity.

#21. Well, I know. It's jam - that's what it is. Forty times I've said if you didn't let that jam alone I'd skin you. Hand me that switch.

#22. You know, I have come to think listening is love, that's what it really is.

#23. There was so much time wasted not spending it together.

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