Shooting Dice Sayings

#1. Justin Halpern tosses lightning bolts of laughter out of his pocket like he is shooting dice in a back alley. In one sweep of a paragraph, he ranges from hysterical to disgusting to touching
and does it all seamlessly. Sh*t My Dad Says is a really, really funny book.

Laurie Notaro

#2. Nobody who was shooting dice wanted to get a dance.

Daunte Culpepper

#3. We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar.

Charles Bukowski

#4. I used to watch my mother cooking when I was a child; she influenced me a lot.

Nobu Matsuhisa

#5. When the heaven can change in beautiful colors then everything in our life can changing into beauty.
Jan Jansen

Jan Jansen

#6. The real menace in dealing with a 5-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a 5-year-old.

Jean Kerr

#7. How can I leave my mark on the world, I thought, unless I get out there first and see it?

Phil Knight

#8. Berries have a lot of soluble fiber. That's why they gel up when you're making your Thanksgiving cranberry sauce, with the pectin.

Michael Greger

#9. The next thing you do when the plug's pulled, after panicking, is run to the nearest window. You don't know why exactly. It's that better-see-what's-going-on feeling. The world works from the outside in. So if the lights go off, you look outside.

Rick Yancey

#10. The dark night of fascism is always descending in the United States and yet lands only in Europe.

Tom Wolfe

#11. The refusal of King George to allow the colonies to operate an honest money system, which freed the ordinary man from clutches of the money manipulators was probably the prime cause of the revolution.

Benjamin Franklin

#12. Doing the Muppet Show you forget about conventional filming.

Peter Mayhew

#13. What makes vanity so insufferable to us, is that it hurts our own.

Francois De La Rochefoucauld

#14. Only the soul knows its sorrow.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#15. I feel like shredded paper thrown to the wind, each poet took a piece of me and wrote a word or phrase ...

Doutor Luis Alexandre Ribeiro Branco

#16. Blay's head whipped around to his mate. "Really? You asked my dad?" Qhuinn nodded, then started to smile like a mother fucker. "It's my one and only shot. So I wanted to follow protocol.

J.R. Ward