Shonnie Coleman Quotes

#1. I have made many mistakes and done a lot of foolish things, but when I look back on the person I was, I feel affection for him and laugh at him.

Thomas Moore

#2. I'm sweaty and sore and I can feel his come leaking out of my ass and onto the pillow he propped under me. I really hope Mrs. Gieger is well compensated.

Jana Aston

#3. If somebody wanted to go and find songs of mine to fill an iPod, that aren't on any records. They could probably find dozens of songs besides the ones that are on records.

Regina Spektor

#4. I wondered, reading about the college discussions, whether, one day, people would put a trigger warning on my fiction. I wondered whether or not they would be justified in doing it. And then I decided to do it first.

Neil Gaiman

#5. If you love life, you'll always enjoy fucking each other!

Fereidoon Yazdi

#6. The singing I like best is when I sing.

Marty Rubin

#7. If I were an animal, I'd probably be a bald eagle, since I'm already bald and I love to fish. But I'd probably be a shaky-ass eagle because I'm afraid of flying.

Steve Harvey

#8. Sex divorced from love is the thief of personal dignity.

Caitlin Thomas

#9. Guilt is always jealous

John Ray

#10. I hear they make greeting cards now
to thank your therapist ... for NOTHING

Casey Renee Kiser