Shmuck Quotes

#1. You've read about the goddesses, come on. They're an international sensation. These are my girlfriends. These are the women that I love that have completed the three parts of my heart.

Charlie Sheen

#2. You're not so much of a shmuck after all, Jarry."
"Thanks, PITA. But you tell anyone that I'm going soft, and I'll deny it with my last breath."
"Would I do that?" Sarah asks with what she attempts to be an innocent expression, and fails miserably.
"Yes," I say easily. "Yes, you would.

Katelin LaMontagne

#3. I mean, Tarantino is such a SHMUCK 90 percent of the time. But ten percent of the time, I've seen genius shining off the guy.

David Foster Wallace

#4. Football is a religion and Saturday is the holy day of obligation.

Bob Ufer

#5. Co-operation between governments still plays an important role and will remain indispensable.

Lionel Jospin

#6. I can't breathe," she said. "I feel like I'm drowning in a gray sea, like they're flooding the whole city, washing away our past and people, dashing everything from the face of the earth." Jammed

Diane Ackerman

#7. Did I feel naked being naked? Yeah. Totally.

Jennifer Lawrence

#8. When you feel the need to moan and groan, laugh with woeful recognition and eat flaky pastries. If you hear yourself taking the art of complaining a little too seriously, ask yourself what you're trying to accomplish, exactly.

Amity Gaige

#9. And what did you give him in return?"..."My heart.

Maria V. Snyder

#10. I know she's weird. Her friends know she's weird. And we all accept it because she's weird, but also amazing.

Shelly Laurenston

#11. Utopia is impossible; everyone who isn't a utopian is a shmuck.

Cory Doctorow