Top 15 Shlongdongog Quotes
#1. My man has to be more intelligent than I am, which is difficult to find. He should definitely be more successful than me, which is not so difficult to find. I'd be a fool to expect a better looking man than me, which is impossible to find.
Kangana Ranaut
#2. Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.
Friedrich Nietzsche
#3. I was the only man alive who knew time had begun again.
Angela Carter
#4. Dating is so insecure. My last relationship, I was always there for her and she dumped me. I told her about it. I said, "Remember when your grandma died? I was there. Remember when you flunked out of school? I was there. Remember when you lost your job? I was there!" She said, "I know
Tom Arnold
#5. Are not there little chapters in everybody's life, that seem to be nothing, and yet affect all the rest of the history?
William Makepeace Thackeray
#6. I can only be in charge of producing the work itself. That's a hard enough job. I refuse to take on additional jobs, such as trying to police what anybody thinks about my work once it leaves my desk.
Elizabeth Gilbert
#8. By the end of it all I just assumed no one ever told the truth, and that was when I started lying too.
Jessica Knoll
#9. A truly good book is something as wildly natural and primitive, mysterious and marvelous, ambrosial and fertile as a fungus or a lichen.
Henry David Thoreau
#10. Good sex requires many different things, but in most cases, efficiency isn't one of them. - Judd Foxman
Jonathan Tropper
#11. Never allow reality to get in the way of your dreams.
Mark W. Boyer
#12. Always use the proper name of things. Fear of s name increased fear of the thing itself.
J.K. Rowling
#13. It proves what they say, give the public what they want to see and they'll come out for it.
Red Skelton
#14. "What is good for a bootless bene?" With these dark words begins my tale; And their meaning is, Whence can comfort spring When prayer is of no avail?
William Wordsworth
#15. You need to find a way to live your life, that it doesn't make a mockery of your values.
Bill Ayers
