Shlong Lol Quotes

#1. I told the good Father that if he and I were going in the future to some wonderful Elysian Field and the animals were not going to go anywhere, that was all the more reason to give them a little better shake in the one life they did have.

Cleveland Amory

#2. At the end of a matter ask, "What will I learn from this to make me better?"

Mary Anne Radmacher

#3. It wasn't a pretty sunset. The colors were as expected: violet clouds, bright orange and pink underneath, against the pale blue sky. But the clouds were high cirrus, wispy, and crossed with the contrails of F-16s, a colorful glowing mess. I said, It looks like God barfed a rainbow.

Jennifer Echols

#4. I recruited my dad to be my bass player and fired him on several occasions. He stayed on as a bus driver.

Chely Wright

#5. To hang on from day to day and from week to week, spinning out a present that had no future, seemed an unconquerable instinct, just as one's lungs will always draw the next breath so long as there is air available.

George Orwell

#6. We may writhe in agony from pain
Or laugh out loud when we find happiness
As long as we're alive tomorrow will come
we become stronger and keep on living
We were born to live

Miho Obana

#7. the river from which one draws water is one way of identifying an individual

Prudence J. Jones