Shish Quotes

#1. Running through the grey-eyed dawn with last night's trash in mind, the brown dog scuttles through fluted gates while birds sing on above the world about a bit of fallen cheese, the shish kebob he ate and all the vagaries of plates

Andre Alexis

#2. I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs.

Mitch Hedberg

#3. So you can lure us into a trap?" Sevro asks. "Better idea. How 'bout you tell your bitch of a brother to honor his bloodydamn agreement before I take that rifle and shove it so far up your farthole you look like a skinny Pixie shish kebab?

Pierce Brown

#4. When people are grownups they're grown ups. They make their own decisions you know.

Rene Redzepi

#5. Noam Chomsky skittles and skithers all over the political landscape to distract the reader's attention from the plain truth.

Sidney Hook

#6. Like it or not, to reach middle age with less money or less prestige than our father had is somewhat to lose face. Stupid of course, when put like that, but who is prepared to argue that we are not stupid in several important ways?

Robertson Davies

#7. Most goat-related military activity is still highly classified.

Jon Ronson

#8. Have faith in yourself.
Think yes not no.
Live life to the full.
Never give up.

Richard Branson

#9. Christmas has a dark side. It's painful for those of us who lost loved ones during the holidays. What puts it back into sparkling perspective is knowing that Christ was born so that we might all be reunited again. That's the real sparkle in Christmas.

Toni Sorenson

#10. I could gaze at him all day, but I have needs. Bathroom needs.

E.L. James

#11. Profane eloquence is transfered from the bar, where Le Maitre, Pucelle, and Fourcroy formerly practised it, and where it has become obsolete, to the Pulpit, where it is out of place.

Jean De La Bruyere

#12. I would not like to be in President Obama's position in making choices on Afghanistan.

Mark Danner

#13. I ride a Harley and a chopper. Those are the two bikes I ride the most.

Ben Roethlisberger

#14. Two people can look at the same thing and see it differently..

Justin Bieber

#15. If the Russians ever decide to atom bomb us, they're certain to drop an especially large one on the plant in Pleasantville.

Billy Rose

#16. No one ever accepts criticism so cheerfully. Neither the man who utters it nor the man who invites it really means it.

R.K. Narayan