Shinkle Grenade Quotes

#1. In Heaven, you're going to get just about whatever you want. Heaven's the place where all your heart's desires will be fulfilled - if they're good ones. Put in your order now!

David Berg

#2. I think there's something really sexy about being funny and being quirky and weird. I think we're in a generation where we're accepting weirdness and individuality, and I think that's the most important part.

Denise Bidot

#3. The student of Liberty must constantly endeavor to disassociate his imagination from sanguinary dramas of assassination and revolt.

Benjamin Tucker

#4. It is incumbent upon us to respond to the unique needs of military women and ensure they receive proper care during the first year following childbirth.

Susan Collins

#5. I will come for you. Roll my strength into a ball for you. Throw myself across chance for you. I will be the bridge or the pulley because you are the dream.

Jeanette Winterson

#6. In dealing with the China problem, the British and American side, which had particularly strong interests in China, should have based its judgments about the origins of the problem on direct observation of the actual circumstances at the time.

Hideki Tojo

#7. As a girl-twelve, thirteen years old-I was absolutely certain that a good book had to have a man as its hero, and that depressed me.

Elena Ferrante

#8. I just try to focus on the basketball game and not get caught up in all the media.

Lamar Odom

#9. Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?

Homer Simpson

#10. I like writing strong women, because as a straight male, there's nothing more attractive to me than a strong girl.

Jay Baruchel

#11. Life Lesson 8: Change is always hard, but time softens the rough edges and eases the pull of the past. Eventually, we all climb out from under the bed, and even the most unfamiliar places begin to feel like home.

Patti Davis

#12. But my biggest passion is football.

Greg Akcelrod

#13. I'm less interested in the inside of whatever it is I own than on the outside of what it sits on.

Burt Shavitz

#14. Let me be clear, la mia tigrotta. I'm taking you to bed. I'm going to strip off your clothes, bury myself deep inside you, and make you come so many times the only word from your lips will be my name, begging me to do it all over again.

Jennifer Probst

#15. You don't learn about sex from doing it with boys, but from talking about it with girls.

Suzanne Moore