Shine Your Shoes Quotes

#1. As you go through life's rich tapestry, you realize that most people you meet aren't fit to shine your shoes. It's a sad fact, but it's true. A good friend is someone who'd hide you if you were on the run for murder. How many of them do you know?

Lemmy Kilmister

#2. I asked my mother could I have an instrument. She said, 'Well if you go out and save your money.' So I went and got - I made me a shine box. I went out and started shining shoes, and I'd bring whatever I made.

Ornette Coleman

#3. God has equipped you to handle difficult things. In fact, He has already planted the seeds of discipline and self-control inside you. You just have to water those seeds with His Word to make them grow!

Joyce Meyer

#4. When an attractive but ALOOF ("cool") man comes along, there are some of us who offer to shine his shoes with our underpants. There are thousands of scientific concepts as to why this is so, and yes, yes, it's very sick but none of this helps.

Lynda Barry

#5. When a woman wants to look festive, she should add some shine, sheen or sparkle to her outfit, like a metallic clutch, an embellished shoe, or a blingy statement necklace.

Clinton Kelly

#6. In a pinch, when my leather shoes need a quick shine, I take the inside of a banana peel and rub it on the leather like I would a shoe wax. Then I spit-shine it and buff it with a cloth, and my shoes look great.

Chris Diamantopoulos

#7. He (Frank Robinson
as Manager) can step on your shoes, but he doesn't mess up your shine.

Joe Morgan

#8. After six months in the academy, trainees learn to: Respect the chain of command and their place on the bottom of that chain. Sprinkle "sir" and "ma'am" into casual conversation. Salute. Follow orders. March in formation. Stay out of trouble. Stay awake. Be on time. Shine shoes.

Peter Moskos

#9. Fluttershyes are like regular shyes, only shinier, and, apparently - also shyer. Whenever petted - they don't flutter, but run away instead.

Will Advise

#10. Tact is the ability to step on a man's toes without messing up the shine on his shoes.

Harry Truman

#11. You may have holes in your shoes, but don't let the people out front know it. Shine the tops.

Earl Hines

#12. I'll lock thy heaven from thee.
O, that men's ears should be
To counsel deaf, but not to flattery!

William Shakespeare

#13. I don't want to reject my life. I want to change my life without changing my life.

Gretchen Rubin

#14. People always looked beautiful when they slept, vulnerable and innocent.

Jeyn Roberts

#15. I have faith that when the time is right I'll find what I'm really meant to do with my life, and it will all come together for me. For now, this is good.

Karen McQuestion

#16. HOW TO BE A GENTLEMAN HOW TO SHINE A PAIR OF SHOES 1. Sprinkle a few drops of warm water over the polish. Spit works just fine.

Anonymous

#17. We cannot fight for love as men may do; We should be woo'd, and were not made to woo.

William Shakespeare

#18. You have to pass an exam, and the jobs that you get are either to shine shoes, or to herd cows, or to tend pigs. Thank God, I don't want any of that! Damn it! And besides that they smack you for a reward; they call you an animal and it's not true, a little kid, etc.. Oh! Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn!

Arthur Rimbaud

#19. I've gotten rid of the yips four times but they hang in there. You know those two-foot downhill putts with a break? I'd rather see a rattlesnake.

Sam Snead