Shaver Quotes

#1. I liked the shaver so much, I bought the company.

Victor Kiam

#2. By accepting out Lord Jesus Christ as my personal shaver, I stooped myself from bumming in jell.

Thomas Brown

#3. I love whimsy. My mother was a word person, a real quipster. She was famous in the 1950s for being a contester in Utah: 25 words or less. My bicycle, our hi-fi ... in 1959, she won $15,000 from Remington-Rand for writing about a shaver. She was a farm girl from South Dakota.

Ron Carlson

#4. If there ever was a poet for the working class Billy Joe Shaver and Merle Haggard would be my nomination.

David Allan Coe

#5. Songwriting is the cheapest psychiatrist I know.

Billy Joe Shaver

#6. He addressed himself to Miss Bennet, with a polite congratulation; Mr. Hurst also made her a slight bow, and said he was "very glad;" but diffuseness and warmth remained for Bingley's salutation.

Jane Austen

#7. Where I come from, taxpayers get justifiably upset that illegals can keep getting aid when we are cutting programs that help full-fledged U.S. citizens.

J. James Exon

#8. Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had.

Jimmy Connors

#9. SHOW THE WORLD YOUR STRONG COMPASSION!
GIVE YOUR VOICE TO VOICELESS KOBANE KIDS!

Widad Akreyi

#10. There's something ugly about the flawless.

Dennis Lehane

#11. Say it,' said Damen. 'I yield.' It was gritted out. Laurent's head turned away to one side. 'I want you to know,' he said, the words thick and heavy as they pushed out of him, 'that I could have done this any time when I was a slave.

C.S. Pacat

#12. What I'm trying to explain to my sulky little cousin is that we are doing things backwards. We are going from the end of the river to the start of the river. And endings are always sad. We are doing the sad bit first, which is wrong. Strange.

Mal Peet

#13. Time, sweeping through its rounds, gives birth to infinite nights and days ...

Sophocles

#14. 'Room' was a particularly cohesive group, crew and cast.

Lenny Abrahamson

#15. You been to school, you say you are a lawyer, you walked out of a magazine. I've been a drifter and a low-life loser, you can learn a lot from me.

Billy Joe Shaver

#16. Rachel looked annoyed. "Do you think he's embarrassed by us?"
"More likely he's embarrassed by her," said Gabriel. "She's probably a stripper."
"Professors in glass houses shouldn't throw stones." Rachel glared at her brother and stormed out.

Sylvain Reynard

#17. No phones, no internet and no TV and we manage to make the news in at least three states. What are the odds?"

Alex looked at him deadpan and said "Well, I do make really good buns. Word was bound to spread.

Theresa Shaver

#18. I'm playing checkers while they're playing chess
They make the big moves that make me a little less
Even when I win and beat the pants off of the best
I'm still playing checkers while they're playing chess

Billy Joe Shaver

#19. Darkness does not leave without the light to chase it away. You need to have spiritual strength to pull you through the rough times.

Keith Shaver

#20. The Devil made me do it the first time -
the second time I done it on my own

Billy Joe Shaver

#21. A record, if it is to be useful to science, must be continuously extended, it must be stored, and above all it must be consulted.

Vannevar Bush

#22. Woody Pines is the best band I ever heard in my life I swear. I'm their biggest fan now!

Billy Joe Shaver

#23. I'm Just an Old Chunk of Coal (But I'm Gonna Be a Diamond Someday).

Billy Joe Shaver

#24. We are all creatures of our upbringings, our cultures, our times.

Oliver Sacks