Shatter Me Funny Quotes

#1. One of the most important things a real investor needs to say is this; I want my money back and I also want to keep my investments.

Robert Kiyosaki

#2. Two shows at once is crazy, but I love it.

Nicholas Lea

#3. Last night I neglected to mention something that bears repeating.

Ron Fairly

#4. If there is anything unique about my writing it is the way that I combine poetry and prose, not just on the level of having a poem here, prose there, but that it really is a true amalgam.

Richard Grossman

#5. I have a couple of guys to do my laundry. Just because I'm lazy and rich.

Kid Rock

#6. Kenji-""So the minute you opened your mouth you just shattered all his dreams, huh?"
Juliette- "I will push you off the roof."
Kenji-"Yeah, I can definitely see why Adam wouldn't like you.

Tahereh Mafi

#7. Exposure to a mixed body of evidence made both sides even more convinced of the fundamental soundness of their original beliefs.' Confirmation bias is profoundly human and it is appalling. When new information leads to an increase in ignorance, it is the opposite of learning, the death of wisdom.

Will Storr