Shaggin Wagon Quotes

#1. Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change.

Sam Kinison

#2. When I become president, all you assholes that ride bikes in the city? Lock and load! You're going down!

Denis Leary

#3. My early childhood memories center around this typical American country store and life in a small American town, including 4th of July celebrations marked by fireworks and patriotic music played from a pavilion bandstand.

Frederick Reines

#4. The Olympics is not really about the sport, it's about the story behind the person. You keep the sport relatively simple to understand - let the fans understand that a takedown is 1 point, a turn is 2, a pin and the match is over. Keep it simple, and keep the story on the individual.

Kurt Angle

#5. ...it seemed they spent their entire lives locked in solitary conversations with lumps of plastic.

-Emilio Neri, Mob Thug

DAVID NEWSON