Top 29 Seth Meyers Quotes
#1. I always feel the most validated and confident being around people that I find funny - having Fred Armisen laugh at a scene or Bill Hader or Seth Meyers give me a compliment.
Cecily Strong
#2. Seth Meyers is highly overrated as a comedian.
Donald Trump
#3. Seth Meyers and I wrote a 'Spider-Man' comic.
Bill Hader
#4. I enjoy talking about politics a great deal.
Seth Meyers
#5. I love cheese plates. Though I actually hate cheese plates. Because I can't say no to them.
Seth Meyers
#6. The fact that educated white women automatically assume that we have similar backgrounds annoys me. We don't. I feel like I'm in a certain kind of drag.
Patricia McConnell
#7. They the hazers or eversores were rightly called Overturners, since they had themselves been first overturned and perverted, tricked by those same devils who were secretly mocking them in the very acts by which they amused themselves in mocking and making fools of others.
Saint Augustine
#8. When my girlfriend and I talk about being happy, I'll get choked up, which I think is the greatest gift you can give a girlfriend.
Seth Meyers
#9. The nice thing about anger is that, as an emotion, it's strong enough to unplug me from the comedian's mind for a minute and just be a frustrated member of the citizenry.
Seth Meyers
#10. Niko was a man of few words and flying, sugary snacks. I like that in a human. ~Catcher
Rob Thurman
#11. People appreciate it when you take some time to think about who will be listening to your jokes.
Seth Meyers
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A.A. Milne
#13. I'm a terrible grocery shopper. I hardly ever do it. And if I do, there's never more than three things in the bag.
Seth Meyers
#14. My mother is an incredibly beautiful woman who has laughed at every single thing my father's ever said. At a young age, my brother and I understood that if you can make girls laugh, you can punch well above your weight class.
Seth Meyers
#15. The first time I had disposable income, the two things I cared most about were a television and a couch.
Seth Meyers
#17. I lived in Detroit until I was six. My older sister was living with us, and she listened to the Ohio Players and Stevie Wonder, so I grew up listening to stuff like that.
Boots Riley
#18. He looks at me then, and suddenly I know that people are what you truly need to be afraid of. People with eyes that communicate. People who can hurt you so hard you'd wish you were never born.
Tarryn Fisher
#19. My father is sort of the jokester. My dad is still the funniest guy in our family.
Seth Meyers
#20. It's weird to sit as a comedian. Being still drives me crazy.
Seth Meyers
#21. 'SNL' after-parties are sort of like a time to celebrate your successes and drown your sorrows, depending on how the show went for you.
Seth Meyers
#22. I'm strictly a sugar-free Red Bull guy. I'd rather enjoy my sugar intake elsewhere.
Seth Meyers
#23. It's nice when I get offered small parts. But I really think that 'SNL' is what my skill set is best designed for.
Seth Meyers
#24. Once you get past funny, my other qualities are so below average. It's not like I'm handy.
Seth Meyers
#25. Though truth and falsehood be Near twins, yet truth a little elder is.
John Donne
#27. It was the reason he had survived. It was the ordinary way of saying she would refuse all other men. Only you. Come back.
Ian McEwan
#28. Success made me self-sufficient, but it also took away my anonymity. I'm just this quiet nobody, and all of a sudden people are nervous around me. That was kind of weird.
Lisa Bonet
#29. Creativity should be integral to everything that we do. Creativity should also be intrinsic to our personality, if excellence is what we seek.
Mohammed Bin Rashid Al Maktoum
