Sempronius Quotes

#1. Childhood trauma may sneak up from behind and fuck you in the ass when you grow up, but at least it leaves a tip on the nightstand.

Neil Strauss

#2. I just elbowed the pretty blonde he'd been speaking to aside and slapped my panties on his chest. "As soon as I saw you", I purred, "I knew I wouldn't be needing these"!

Jeaniene Frost

#3. My garden does not whet the appetite; it satisfies it. It does not provoke thirst through heedless indulgence, but slakes it by proffering its natural remedy. Amid such pleasures as these have I grown old.

Epicurus

#4. Courage! even sorrows, when once they are vanished, quicken the soul, as rain the valley.

Johann Gaudenz Von Salis-Seewis

#5. If thou wouldst seek justice, thyself must be just.

Stephen R. Lawhead

#6. We believed we were safe. That was the big fantasy.

John Marsden

#7. This not in mortals to command success, but we'll do more, Sempronius, we'll deserve it.

Joseph Addison

#8. If you've got a blacklist, I want to be on it.

Billy Bragg

#9. The hearts that never lean must fall.

Emily Dickinson

#10. If men would understand and appreciate the good efforts that went into creation and how beautiful, good and awesome the creations were at the beginning, they would never think of undermining the Creators effort and integrity by destroying the beauty of nature! God is watching us!

Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

#11. Comedy, it's a way for me to keep my acting chops. It's like a free acting class, to get up in front of a live audience. You get to have fun telling stories.

Gabrielle Dennis