Seminary Graduation Quotes

#1. What gnats are compared with humans, so is the whole creation compared with God.

Saint John Chrysostom

#2. Your family and your love must be cultivated like a garden. Time, effort, and imagination must be summoned constantly to keep any relationship flourishing and growing.

Jim Rohn

#3. I actually like older horror movies more than newer ones because when I'm watching newer ones, like 'Chucky' or 'Saw' or whatever, I'm like, 'Come on, really, this isn't even good, all it is is blood and knives.' I like when it has a story line, you know? When it's actually a movie.

Emily Alyn Lind

#4. And I would hear yet once before I perish The voice which was my music ... Speak to me!

Lord Byron

#5. Isn't this a wonderful country? I was in Florida. I'm staying at a motel called the Three Palms. It's run by a middle-aged couple, one of whom is missing a hand. OK! That's what I thought, too! But they got upset when I asked.

Emo Philips

#6. Planet Ay The Apes hus insinuated hissel intae the company. The thought ay that cunt shaggin wee Maria Anderson is not aesthetically appealing. The thought ay that cunt shaggin anybody isnae aesthetically appealing. If he tries tae talk tae ma Ma, ah'll gless the fucker's primate pus.

Irvine Welsh

#7. I made very good money and spent all of it every week. I lived paycheck to paycheck ...

Augusten Burroughs

#8. The growth stock theory of investing requires patience, but is less stressful than trading, generally has less risk, and reduces brokerage commissions and income taxes.

Thomas Rowe Price Jr.

#9. I used to think that if I made $50,000 I'd be the happiest guy in the world.

Kirk Kerkorian

#10. ... too much brooding, not enough doing.

Timothy Findley

#11. Michael, "I never expected the wish to come true."
The Trout, "Great Oceans! Why bother to wish it, then? I call that simply a waste of time.

P.L. Travers